Saturday, May 29, 2010

Boyfriends

Dont every have a boyfriend until your are in the middle school or whatever your parents say! I know not to because I have never had one so its really useful! Here are some tips about boyfriends!

  • If you have brothers, they are just the same just more immature!
  • They pick there noses, bite their toenails with their mouth. (I do it but I promise I am not a guy!)
  • All 5th grade boys fight over the most popular girl... and so normally they try to show off to all the girls that she hangs out with!
  • Boys are LOSERS! And if you have a boyfriend... just talk... don't get to caught up in him and forget about school!
  • And if you do have a boyfriend be careful.... he might be really cute, but might not be smart, and he might be bad at school, if he has bad actions that is not the kind of boyfriend you want to be seen with, or have! Trust ME!

DRAMA!

5th grade girls can be really stupid! No joke! So if there is any drama here are some tips to get through it easy!

  • just shut your mouth sometimes!
  • girls are idiots and dont know what to do when they are fustraited!
  • girls cant keep any secrets... so just keep them to yourself.
  • hang out with kids that are nice to you and dont use you.
  • dont hang out with kids that always spill the beans and gossip about your other friends that they may be in a fight with!
  • NO cliques!